MANDATORY ALIEN DEFENSE MEETING
Attention! This is a Public Service Announcement!
Neighbors are reporting mysterious late-night noises overhead, missing pets and Plants & Phosphorescent slime hanging from trees. Also, Barry S. has been missing for a week.
You must report to Corbett Lane on the evening of October 31st for mandatory alien readiness and defense training!
Learn to spot, Defend Against, and Eliminate otherworldly invaders from Collins View.
Don’t be the next one taken!
Space-Time Co-ordinates: 9502 S Corbett Lane Tuesday, October 31st From 6pm to 8pm Zulu time: 18:00 to 20:00
Sightings or questions?: Comment on Nextdoor - Or use our Secure Channel: ~ 707 ~ 812 ~ 2812 ~